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## Lyrics to the version of "It's The Real World (After All)" as heard on The Dr. Demento Radio Show

It's a world of acne, a world of germs
It's your brand new dog coming down with worms
It's the notes being played by a cockroach parade
It's the real world after all
It's a world of ulcers, a world of cysts
It's the hole in the road that you never miss
It's the cheap underwear creeping up to your hair
It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all, it's the real world after all, it's the real world after all, it's the real world after all
It's a world of hunger, a world of sin
It's a million products to keep you thin
It's machinery exhaust Causing air to be lost
It's the real world after all
It's a world of stark mediocrity
It's a world of mindless activity
It's the little white lie inside mom's apple pie
It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all, cold hard steel world after all, slimy eel world after all, well, it's the real world after all.
It's a world that's black and a world that's blue
And you must duck logic to get you through
It's the sudden attack of a knife in your back
It's the real world after all
It's the real world after all, spinning wheel world after all, cold hard steel world after all, well, it's the real world after all.

## LYRICS to the Confident SEIzures Version

In what might be a first... we parodied our own parody!
Our punk rock band The Confident Seizures recorded these "darker" lyrics.
Hear what they sounded like here.
It's a world of sorrow, a world of pain
It's a world of fallout from acid rain
It's the little white lie inside mom's apple pie
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a world of liars, a world sans truth
It's the spawning of neo nazi youth
It's the small canker sore that you get from a whore
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a world of murder, a world of war
It's the commies knocking at our back door
It's a thing to behold while our morals are sold
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all. it's a real world after all, it's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a world of corporate monopoly
It's hypocrisy of democracy
It's a nuclear plant from a government grant
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a world of tension, a world of fear
It's a world where young children disappear
It's the Halloween sweet with the razor blade treat
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all, it's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a world of cretins on my TV
It's a world of mindless activity
It's a hemmorhoidal itch, it's a boss who's a bitch
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a real world after all, it's a real world after all, it sucks, it's a real world after all, it's a real world after all
It's a real world after all, crummy deal world after all, cold hard steel world after all, it's a real word after all, it's a real word after all, it's a real word after all

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