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## Give thanks this thanksgiving with duck logic gear and we'll give thanks to you!

11.09.16
That's right we'll get together and collectively say thanks to each and every person who buys Duck Logic Swag with the Thanksgiving duck on it! Imagine the warm feeling you'll get inside as those thanks reach you at your Thanksgiving celebration. Plus we've got all kinds of new stuff, like clocks, t-shirt dresses and more. If that's not worth giving thanks about, what is?

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## Halloween means it's time for OUR Vampire Duck and the creepy skeleton duck! WOooooooo....., I'ma scared!

10.12.16
Halloween is almost upon us. And that means it's time for another of our ongoing series of holiday ducks. Trick or treat! All the usual stuff is emblazened with our vampire duck. Why dress up like a vampire when you can just wear the vampire duck t-shirt? Huh? Why?
Plus our skeleton duck is also available in all it's creepy black and white glory. Now that's scary.

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## Labor day is almost upon us. Celebrate the contributions of America's workforce... with the labor day duck!

8.31.16
America's workers have made enormous social and economic achievements that have added to the strength, well-being and prosperity of our country. Help celebrate by allowing some of them to go to work, making make our stuff for you!
Stuff like t-shirts, coffee mugs, cell phone covers (and plenty more) all branded with our Labor Day Duck!
Made right here in America, by Americans... for anybody who wants 'em!
Click the button below to help keep America's workers working.

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## Another Duck Design rears it's ugly beak!
The Summer Duck is here in all his chillin' glory

8.17.16
They say it ain't the heat, it's the humidity. But it doesn't matter, to the body and the mind it's still plain hot. And it should be, it's summer. So wear a reminder that there's always a good way to chill out during those hot summer days... and nights!
And don't forget we have mugs, tote bags, cell phone cases, throw pillows, mini skirts, laptop skins, hardcover journals and oh, so much more. You won't believe how much crap we've splattered our duck across. But don't take my word for it, go check it out!
Just click the handy dandy button directly below this image:
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## Break Out The Fireworks! The July 4th Duck Is Here!

6.28.16
Independence Day is coming up fast. Picnics. Ants. Fireworks. Lightening bugs. Flags. Mosquitoes. Everything that's better when shared with loved ones and the rest of the patriotically infused public. So while you're out there show off you're attitude a little too with the latest Duck Logic limited edition Duck design: The 4th Of July Duck.
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## You Shouldn't Duck Your Dad on Father's Day... or Should You?

6.11.16
Father's Day is upon almost upon us, and what better way to show how much you care than with the Father's Day version of our iconic duck? OK, there may be a few better ways, but there are no Duck Logic-ier ways to tell him how you feel.
Maybe a nice framed print, or a fluffy throw pillow? No? How about a comfortable t-shirt or a cherish-able coffee mug? Hmmm. Then how about maybe... a sticker? Everybody loves stickers. Most everybody, anyway. Ah hell, just go take a gander at all the possibilities by hitting the button directly below:
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## Another trio of holidays, another trio of duck designs

03.16.16
The excitement continues with three... count 'em... three new designs in our year long 32nd Anniversary Celebration.
Our St. Patty's Day Duck will help you with your wearin' o' the green. But with two more holidays knockin' hard at the door right behind St. Patrick's Day we're also debuting The Easter Bunny Duck and the April Fool's Day Duck!
So whether you're celebrating a beloved holiday or just want to keep your Duck Logic logo collection up-to-date, get on over to the Duck Logic Store and grab some swag with gusto! T-shirts and clothing of all kinds as well as mugs, pillows and loads of things you'll never know you need until you see 'em!
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## The Celebration continues with our valentine's Day Duck!

01.24.16
Our second image in the 32nd Anniversary Collection is available now! The Valentine's Day Duck has arrived to make your t-shirts, coffee mugs, laptop and smart phone cases, etc., a little more... uh... valentiney!!
We'll leave the Christmas Duck up a little while longer for those who missed him before the holidays (you're welcome Doug!) but don't delay because he'll be long gone in the very near future! And if hearts aren't your thing, keep coming back, there will be more Ducks available at every holiday and/or special Duck Logic occasion throughout the year!
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## Our 32nd Anniversary Celebration Starts On Cyber Monday!!!!!!

11.29.15
2016 will be our 32nd Anniversary! So we've decided to celebrate in a big way! Why? Well we've already passed the 25th, and we don't have the patience to wait for the 50th, so the 32nd Anniversary Celebration it is!
We're celebrating by offering limited edition, classic and rare, collectible Duck Logic designs from our past on t-shirts, mugs, greeting cards etc.. all year long!
These ducks were part of our promotional campaigns when we were doing live shows in the 80s and early 90s. They would grace postcards that told fans, reviewers and entertainment writers where they could come out and see us on any given weekend. And... they've never been offered in any other form…. until now!
So for every major holiday, and a few that aren't, during the next year we'll offer a limited edition design that will be available only until the next one comes.
There are at least 12 ducks in all, and we may design a few new ones just for the fun of it…. plus we'll also be offering bonus designs that fit the mood of the holiday duck in question.
We're starting with our Christmas Duck and, as a bonus, the Holiday Hokum CD cover!!!! T-shirts, mugs, art prints, greeting cards, tote bags….. go get 'em while you can!
And come back often to see which duck is up for grabs next!
To check 'em out just click on the images or on the handy button below:
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## Duck Logic Mentioned in Chicago Magazine -
Thanks to Bob Odenkirk And "A Bald Man's Braids!"

| 2.3.15 In an article about Bob Odenkirk's rise to fame as Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad in the February 2015 issue of Chicago Magazine, titled "What About Bob?" our name gets dropped, as well as DL member Tim Thomas. Thanks Bob, and Thanks Chicago Magazine! Bob was a member of Duck Logic back when we had a show on The LOOP AM1000 called The Duck Logic Comedy Cavalcade.

In the article Bob's time with us is mentioned as a point in his writing career where he blossomed "which made him feel unshackled, able to try anything that popped into his head." And a bit called "A Bald Man's Braids" was cited as proof of that point. For our money Bob was unshackled and wrote and performed many wildly funny and thought provoking bits during his time with the Cavalcade. We've enjoyed watching his movement upwards in the comedy business ever since.
For those interested we've posted "A Bald Man's Brains" below for your listening pleasure.
And you can read the whole article at: http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/February-2015/Bob-Odenkirk/
(Sorry but for some reason Chicago Magazine won't seem to allow a link directly to this page, but copy and paste will get you there! - D)
Good luck with "Better Call Saul" Bob, we're rooting for you!

## DUCK LOGIC IN A BOOK??!!?! Yep, Stand-Up Comedy In Chicago!!!!

10.17.14
The coveted five-quack salute goes out to Vince Vieceli and Bill Brady!!!! Thanks to them we appear in their book Stand-Up Comedy In Chicago, a volume of Arcadia Publishing's Images Of America series.
A treasure trove of information for anyone interested in the comedy club boom in Chicago from 1970 to 1990. It almost functions like a college yearbook for us, but it would be just as good a read for someone who attended the clubs.
More than that though, its larger appeal is that it lets you take a look at how the scene progressed through the eyes of those who were there and made it happen. Plus it's well written and filled with behind-the-scenes gems of info that even some of the people in the book probably didn't know about!
We're proud and pleased to be included. Thanks for acknowledging our little corner of Chicago's comedy club world, guys, we appreciate it!
Check it out HERE.

## Duck Logic Under Surveillance in Wisconsin!

Another visitor asked if we wanted her to take the picture for us. Sweet really, but we wanted a selfie
9.21.14
Every year for quite some time, the guys in Duck Logic visit Wisconsin, courtesy of Walter. There's a house in La Crosse on Lake Onalaska (connected to the Mississippi river) that he grew up in during the summers. We all listen to him relive some of those memories while we establish new ones as a group… boating, singing around the fire, tipping a few back, grilling out, Wii Bowling and just generally relaxing.
This year is the first year we've done the "tourist" thing by driving the long winding road to the top of Grandad Bluff to check out its scenic overlook. It's one of those spots that's gone from "nifty place on the hill that everybody knows about" to a fully built in and established "public space" with a brick pavilion including two fireplaces for officially sanctioned fun.
There's a matching brick restroom and a sidewalk covered path that leads to a row of 50-cents-a-view binoculars. Another little path leads to a second view site. The gift shop must still be in the planning stages.
Our group selfie was taken at that second spot. There's a really great view of the three states region. Pretty nice actually. And there's a bar at both the bottom of the mountain as well as one halfway up that winding road. Never mind that the reason for the overlook is to commemorate the first complete Christian service held in La Crosse. Wisconsin knows its residents! We probably should have talked ourselves into this years ago.
There was one unexpected thing worth mentioning. As we approached the place from the parking lot we were confronted with a short metal post. About three feet tall. Looking much like the ones lining either side of the path to the lookout area with lighting, but this one was directly in the middle of the sidewalk.

The post with the most
All the other bluff visitors shuffled right by it without a second glance, oblivious to its warning. We stopped in our tracks, taking not one, but two pictures and giving it just a little time to sink in, that here in the great outdoors, in this little sanitized area of Mother Nature, we were being "surveilled."
That's right, we weren't just "on camera," this area was "under video surveillance," which sounds much more ominous, doesn't it? That didn't stop us from checking out what Grandad Bluff had to offer, but it did kinda put a little undercurrent of weirdness to it.
It sorta felt as though we should be performing something for whoever it was that would end up being this video's audience. I definitely spent too much time trying to find exactly where the hidden cameras were hiding. With no luck, incidentally.
So I sure as heck didn't use the restrooms. Because a line from our latest song "Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" kept running through my head:
"Every whiz you take... we'll be watching you…."
– Dave-id

## "Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" Making waves WITH
Captain WAyne's Mad Music AFFiLIATES!!!

| ﻿8.24.14﻿ Three different shows associated with Captain Wayne's Mad Music have aired our parody "Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" and we'd like to send out a big THANK YOU to each one of them! You guys rock! A-Log On The Airwaves, Ben's Wacky Radio and Manic Mondays have all seen fit to let our little ditty share their airspace and we're damn pleased about it. Find out how you can listen to their programming or subscribe to their podcasts by clicking the button below and then look in the "features" pull down tab. Definitely worth your time to check them out! Capt. Wayne's Mad Music

## VIDEO RELEASE PARTY!

| 8.11.14 The video for our song "Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" was posted on youtube today! We're having a party, and you can celebrate with us by checking it out on the home page or by simply clicking the button below! It's a fun social commentary that'll have you tapping your feet (courtesy of the Police's melody) while the NSA taps your mind (courtesy of electronic media!) Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)

## "Art For The Masses" on Comedy 101 Radio!!!

The nut behind the wheel.
7.24.14
Michael over at Comedy 101 Radio has really been good to us here at Duck Logic Comedy, happily playing pretty much whatever we send his way. This past week he once again aired "Art For The Masses" a bit from "The Duck Logic Comedy Cavalcade." It's not something we ever expected to have floating about on the airwaves again and for that we we say THANKS MICHAEL!!!!!
If you love comedy (and who readng this doesn't?) go check out his site at http://comedy101radio.com/
And also visit his facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/Comedy101Radio and give him a big ol' "Like." You'll be glad you, we swear it!
Plus click HERE to visit our Comedy Cavalcade page to hear "Art For The Masses" yourself, as well as number of other archived bits from our favorite radio show that starred us.

## "Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" ON Dr. Demento!!!

7.12.14
Once again the good Doctor has honored us by adding our latest song effort to his playlist.
"Every Post You Make (We're The NSA)" is a parody of The Police song "Every Breath You Take" about the NSA's incessant electronic spying. What else?

You can listen to it out in the Fortnight Features section on the left side of our home page. And better yet, you can get a free mp3 copy of your very own simply by entering your email and clicking the submit button!
AND A BIG THANKS for the airplay Dr. Demento... we'll keep trying to stay as demented as possible!
Find all things demented at Dr. Demento's website. And remember who'll be watching you when you do!

## The best of The duck Logic Comedy blog

4.25.14
While we're working on a facelift for our comedy blog we thought you might enjoy seeing some of the funniest of our first year's efforts. A handful of our favorites can be explored HERE.

## The Reindeer Stomp Video Can NOw be yours!

12.13.13 So many friends and neighbors have asked if we're going to make "The Reindeer Stomp" video available for purchase, how could we say "no?" So we didn't! If you haven't seen it yet, click here to watch it on youtube. And if you like that you'll love the other 7 songs on "Duck Logic Comedy presents: Holiday Hokum" find out all the details here. | UPDATE: THIS VIDEO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, BUT YOU CAN STILL WATCH IT ON youtube HERE

## Holiday Hokum has Been Released! Richard MAslow First in Line!

12.11.13
Our new EP "Holiday Hokum" is out and we'd like to extend a feathered hand and a big thanks to
Richard Maslow of Cumberland, MD for being the very first person to download the album at CD Baby!
THANKS Richard, we hope you enjoy your Christmas duck!
Find out all the details about the EP and its tracks here. And get a FREE download of "Deck The Malls" one of the 3 Christmas Carol parodies on "Holiday Hokum" in the (Not Quite) Fortnight Feature section here.

## Good Friends join in the Holiday Hokum!

12.8.13
Our good buddies from Davenport Johnson have helped out on one of the songs for our upcoming EP "Duck Logic Comedy presents: Holiday Hokum." And it's coming so soon we can actually taste it! And it's leaving a faint pepperminty quality in the back of our throats.
Timothy Jay plays rhythm guitar and Chris Was plays bass on "The Fruitcake Song (I Hate Fruitcake)." A great time was had by all when we dropped by their recording studio and laid down this little seasonal nugget about receiving the annual "cake." They feel like we do about those baked **$#!*& doorstops, so we all clicked and the song came pouring out.
We even brought along a hard block of the stuff left over from last year for inspiration, which may have been going to far, as we swear we heard Timothy mumble under his breath, "Geez, really? A frickin' fruitcake?"
If you like what you hear be sure to visit their site and check out their EP, "Squinch" right here, nice stuff. They're currently working on their second outing, a full CD called "Constellation"." We told them they were welcome to put "The Fruitcake Song" on their CD as well if they like, and they politely turned us down. Frickin' Davenport.

In the interest of full disclosure, our own Dave-id Dunlosky is the lead ukulele player for Davenport Johnson. But don't let that stop you from checking them out anyway. They're good, and often make sounds not usually associated with the diminutive instrument. Rock, folk and jazz on boys! We're diggin' it!

## This Holiday Season it's time to serve Duck

12.3.13
We're currently putting the final touches on our first ever Christmas EP! And while we don't normally like to toot our own horns, 'cuz our moms said it'd make us go blind, in this case we're making an exception!
"Duck Logic Comedy presents: Holiday Hokum" will be a digital only release including
5 original soon-to-be-classic holiday tunes and 3 traditional Christmas songs with that special DLC twist!
The release date and all the other must-know details will be all over this website as soon as they come in, but rest assured, they'll be plenty of time to gift your friends, loved ones or even yourself this Christmas.
Now you finally know why so many people are giving each other iTunes gift cards this year!
WoooHooo!

## We're proud to welcome a new sponsor to the DLC Roster - Stuff!

11.8.13
Our latest sponsor, Stuff®, has asked us to give them time on our site to advertise their product and who are we to say "no." So head on over to the HOME page and check out the latest Fortnight Feature.
(Update 12.12.13: While it's no longer available to download, you can still listen to "Stuff!®" in our Fortnight Features From beFore page.. here.)

## Our first Video In the Fortnight Feature

10.12.13
Our very first video edition of the Fortnight Feature is up and giving everyone that sees it a warm feeling inside that only comes this time of year. It's a public service announcement for "Fall."
(Update 11.7.13 - "Fall's" fortnight is over, but you can still watch it in our Fortnight Features From beFore section anytime you like!)

## BRAND NEW BIT DEBUTS IN OUR (NQE) FORTNIGHT FEATURES SECTION!

9.19.13
A brand spanking new bit of Duck Logic wackiness highlighting our favorite product, Absolutely Nothing, is now in the Fortnight Features section of the HOME page.
AS always it's FREE to download until the next one debuts!
Come and get it!
(Update 10.15.13 - this bit spent it's time in the Fortnight Feature and now resides in the Fortnight Features From beFore section! - D)

## Joe, The Love Potato Back In Recliner Again!

8.25.13
We're sending a virtual fruit basket to our friend at Comedy 101 Radio, who added our "Joe, The Love Potato" video to his Facebook page. We're giddy as little kids about it!
Atta boy, Michael, you da man! You are clearly a nut, behind a wheel or not!
AND if you haven't already, get over there and give 'em a big lo' "LIKE!"
We did… we're glad… and how! You will be too!
https://www.facebook.com/Comedy101Radio

## "It's The Real World (After ALL)" Heard on: Comedy 101 radio!

7.25.13
Comedy 101 Radio played "Its The Real World (After All)" last night. According to Michael Davidson "The Nut Behind The Wheel," it was "loved by all." Well, we love you for that Michael, thanks for giving it some air, it was getting kinda musty in that old box we were keeping it in.
And if you're looking for a one-stop comedy archive we highly recommend giving his site a look-see and his radio show a listen. He's got a funny, informative blog, and a host of links to everything comedy. Check him out at: Comedy 101 Radio!

## Edie and The peeps

3.29.13
Edie, The Breakfast Fairy showed up on Jonathan Brandmeier's WGN mornnig show today. She brought her peeps with her for Easter and everybody had a marshmallow-ey good time. Glad to hear you're back Edie, breakfast hasn't been the same without you!
(You can check it out on the Fortnight Features From beFore page! Just click those blue letters to the left or the link in the Archives drop down ,menu!)

## Duck Logic Comedy in the air again

3.16.13
Our song "Green Beer" was heard on Jonathan Brandmeier's Morning Show on WGN 720 AM in Chicago on Fri. 3.15.13 and also on Dr. Demento's streaming internet show on Sat. 3.16.13. WoooHooo!
A big THANKS to these old friends for rolling out their red carpets and letting us waddle down 'em once again!

## Duck Logic COMEDY announces NEW song!

3.14.13
We're proud to announce our first NEW recording in over 23 years ! Featuring every one of the members of the group, it's "Green Beer," a little ditty about the annual onslaught of the "temporary Irish" upon local bars across the nation.
You can hear it on the Fortnight Features From beFore page!
We hope you enjoy hearing it as much as we did making it, and remember... listen responsibly!

## THIS day in duck logic history!

3.2.13
I hope you heard a huge orchestra playing a very big ta-da while reading that headline, I certainly did while writing it.
Because this is truly a historic day for Duck Logic Comedy - Dr. Demento played "(Breakfast with ) Joe, The Love Potato" again on a food themed show in an all spud segment!
A tip of the bill to our good friend Scott May who let us know it was aired! Whatever rock we've been living under kept us from even knowing the doctor was on the internet airwaves. Sometimes ducks are dinks.
And a big THANKS to you, Dr. D, for dragging out that Duck Logic bit and putting it on again, we can't be grateful enough for your on-going support! It's always a huge honor!
If you want to be part of all the kookiness that is Dr. Demento give him a virtual visit at : http://www.drdemento.com
You'll be glad you did…. and how!

## CONGRATULATIONS TO WALTER!

2.28.13
Open Heart Blog has moved to ChicagoNow, an on-line community of bloggers managed by Tribune Media Group*…
Open Heart Blog is written by Duck Logic’s very own Walter Michka as he tries to make sense of life after a near-fatal heart attack. It’s weekly stories, observations, and information for people of a certain age at: www.chicagonow.com/open-heart
As Walter puts it: “Over four years ago, a team of surgeons cracked me open like a fortune cookie, performed a quadruple bypass, and saved my life. The physical recovery part went well. The psychological part? I’m still kind of working on that.”
Over a half million men and women have heart surgery every year. At least one third of them suffer some degree of post-procedure depression. Walter started seeing a psychologist and together they worked through issues surrounding his operation, then went beyond. After several years of therapy, she set him off on his own. Open Heart Blog is the continuation of Walter’s recovery, you might say, the week-to-week part he’s doing all by himself.
*description from Wikipedia

## OUR WEBSITE DEBUTS !

2.14.13
Our website went live today and we're thrilled about it! We'll be offering free downloads of all our bits and songs that get played on radio stations far and wide every two weeks called "The Duck Logic Fortnight Feature!"
Each bit will be available until the next one is released... so bookmark us now and you won't miss out on a single one!
Visit our blog to hear our thoughts on everything going on in the world, and click the logo on the top of the page to follow us on Twitter. We plan on having a great time, all the time, and we hope you'll plan on joining us!
And if you leave us your email address through our contact page we promise not to send you any spam. Although if you add your mailing address, we might send a can of it along. Unless you're a vegetarian. Do they make a tofu version?

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