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## This Christmas It'S Time To Serve Duck!

Duck Logic Comedy presents: "Holiday Hokum" that is!
5 original soon-to-be classic holiday tunes and 3 traditional Christmas carols with that special DLC twist!
Featuring: "Santa Took My Car" & "The Reindeer Stomp."
Available at all your favorite digital music outlets including Cd Baby (Just click the link below - songs available as mp3s, mp3 320s, and .flac!) as well as iTunes!
Now you finally know why so many people are giving iTunes gift cards this year! "DLCp:HH" makes the perfect gift for friends, loved ones or even yourself!
Celebrate the season with your tongue stuffed firmly in your cheek, and you'll be ho-ho-ho-ing all the way through New Years Eve.
Our Christmas gift to you? You can download a free version of "Deck The Malls" on our home page in the Fortnight Features section here!

Here's a little bit about what's on the EP: Duck Logic Comedy in rock, country, rockabilly, folk and traditional carol styles! |

1. Oh, Xmas Tree - Who says plastic isn't real?
2. Santa Took My Car - Q: What happens when Santa's sleigh breaks down? A: You write a rockin' song about it!
3. An Extended Family Christmas - A country-tinged lament to the entire family tree showing up for an annual watering.
4. The Reindeer Stomp - Santa and the gang do what anybody would do when the year's work is over... party!
(Check out the video for" The Reindeer Stomp" here!)
5. Oh, Christmas Night(mare) - Another realization of what the words "the relatives are coming" mean to too many during the
yuletide season.
6. The Fruitcake Song (I Hate Fruitcake) - There's nothing quite like receiving something you'd never, ever want for Christmas.
7. Marcus, The Mischievous Elf - House to house, Santa spreads holiday cheer on Christmas Eve, while Marcus is busy spreading...
something else entirely!
8. Deck The Malls - Another trip through Christmas present via the sound of Christmas past.
PLUS as a bonus for more sensitive listeners, we added "alternate" versions of 4 of the tracks with certain words "bleeped" out. Honestly, we're not being what people call "dirty," and definitely not "explicit," we're not rappers after all, but we wanted to make sure anybody and everybody who was interested could enjoy these tunes, so we've added a playful squeak sound over a few potential "problem" words.
9. Santa Took My Car (Alternate Version)
10. Extended Family Christmas (Alternate Version)
11. The Fruitcake Song (I Hate Fruitcake) (Alternate Version)
12. Marcus, The Mischievous Elf (Alternate Version)
We're pretty sure you'll have as much fun listening to these 12 tracks of holiday goodness as we did making 'em.
And whether you pick up a copy or not, we all hope you have a happy and healthy holiday season!

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